I'm not, but it's ok if you are obsessed with butts. Uh hello bbl industrial complex.
I am obsessed with hips. Before I could read, whenever I walked with shoes, one foot in front of the other, I was told to stop swinging them like a slut. Then they became lopsided. My pelvis/hips stopped developing due to a hip dislocation at 10.
I am obsessed with healthy hip function.
You know what is weird? My warden notifying my teachers, landlords, doctors to say I'm a juicy butt crazed perv.
And you know what is the weirdest? Grown women sticking their butt in a child's face. Women and men still shove their butts in my face. Most recently, my ****d.ntist was having a conversation with the patient before me, and while I was sitting in the waiting room, he had the lengthy conversation with his butt so near I couldn't hold my phone in front, had to place it in my lap. And I felt like eye level with farts, so I was taking particulate minimizing opposite of Lamaze style breaths.
which is odd as an adult, but you're a grownup sticking your obviously panty-less cheeks in a elementary school kid's face. That's mental. I think you're obsessed with your butt.
